Facebook, Seriously, You Gotta Be Kidding Me

The new security measures that Facebook has implemented are ludicrous in the extreme.

I am not in California. I am in Virginia. I usually log into Facebook from California. I've never had to think about that fact before, but Facebook has instituted some new security measures to insure that I am me and you are you. Apparently, if you attempt to log into Facebook from an IP address that you don't normally log into, the fine folks at Facebook, concerned with the security of your private data, now want to make sure it's you. Fair enough. In Grand Rapids two days ago, the security measure included a captcha image and my birthday. Perhaps not the most secure question, given that you can find that out on my Facebook page, but, whatever, at least I can answer that one.

When I got to Waynesboro, VA, the security changed to "identify a person in an obscure photo and setting that you may or may not have been involved in." The photos are chosen at random from my friends' photo albums. Not mine. One of the photos last night was from someone else's Jr. High School Yearbook. Today, the first two I was asked to try to identify were profile shots taken at parties. I couldn't even see their faces. No problem, Facebook allows you to say, "I'm not sure" on two photos. But that's it.

So my third photo shows up and it's this one:

Really? These lovely people are all wearing sunglasses. I was not here. I didn't take the photo. I have no context for this photo. I have no idea who this is and if I want to use my account I MUST get all of the photos correct. I can't miss one. I feel like I'm being punked.

Facebook, seriously, you have to be kidding me.

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10 comments

May 13, 2010
DarinRMcClure said...
you have many friends, ;) now name all of them in sunglasses! #FB
May 13, 2010
Jason Farris said...
this is not your standard LOL chuckle... I just actually laughed out loud for an extended period of time. That is so crazy... I think you may be getting punked as well.
May 13, 2010
Jeff Turner said...
I can log into my account from my iPhone or iPad just fine. Apparently there are no security concerns there.
May 13, 2010
Eleanor Thorne said...
Know this doesn't help much - but I'm pretty sure I'm not one of the people in the picture! LOL
May 13, 2010
teresa said...
You are far more dedicated than I am. When I see a serious usability issue I rarely ever return to the site.
May 14, 2010
Sarah Cooper said...
Helping you to further narrow it down, I am also not in the photo.
May 15, 2010
Debe Maxwell said...
The blond COULD be me but, wait...she's just a tad bit younger and not as Amazonish! I'm curious if you ever figured it out or just gave up? What a ludicrous 'test' to protect your identity--especially on such a 'public' site; you'd think they could come up with something related to YOU!
May 15, 2010
did you ever get logged into FB? Wonder who came up with this way of verification? What ever happened to the good old security question - what's your mothers maiden name? Or wait was it my elementary school name?
May 15, 2010
Monica McNamara said...
That's crazy...(I did laugh when I read it) sure u weren't laughing, those r moments I want to throw my computer across the room!
Jun 16, 2010
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